Jane, WTF? — August 17, 2008 at 10:21 pm

Size matters

Audrey let me borrow a tank top this weekend. I was waiting in my car, picking her up at her house, and she ran out with a tank for me to put on.

It fit perfectly up top. The stomach? Wonderfully roomy.

Seriously, I was astonished at how much material gathered at my stomach.

“Wow, Tweightloss is really working for me!” I was thinking.

When I took the tank top off to shower that night, I glanced at the size.

It was a small. Score!

Then a particular word caught my eye…

Maternity. Motherhood Maternity, to be specific.

Well, it figures that after being pregnant for practically 4 years in a row, a maternity top would be most accessible to Audrey in her house.

It’s just too bad it had to be at the expense of my ego. ;-)

 

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Author: Jane is a dog mom, a wannabe mom, a doting aunt to 9 nieces and nephews, and the fiancée to Brian, a salt-of-the-earth type of guy with a romantic side. She is a Brown University grad and a freelance fitness writer with a sweet tooth. She loves finding ways to keep fitness challenging, fun and effective (see: sweet tooth). She loves her big family and is trying to love all the work involved in renovating the two-family house she and Brian just purchased in a waterfront town in Rhode Island.

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