There IS something worse than bathing suits…
… and it’s (jelly roll, please) WOMEN’S TRAINING TIGHTS. Holy ass-size, Batman. Can they make these things any more humiliating? Or distasteful for the poor souls exercising or running behind you? I mean, think about it. Your ass is jolting, walloping, smacking and banging… and you don’t even have them ON yet. And just for [...]
Fashion MUST KEEPS. (Right, Moms?)
February 17, 2009 by Audrey
Filed under Audrey, Mom Fashion Report
On Valentine’s Day morning my sons ran into my bedroom proudly holding a red package. There were about 100 pieces of tape on it, so I know they definitely “helped” my husband wrap it up… and the smiles on their faces as they gave it to me – PRICELESS. I saw my husband in the [...]
Day #47 – Fashion Advice
February 16, 2009 by Audrey
Filed under Audrey, Mom Fashion Report
Here are some easy tips for changing an outfit up a bit! Grab clothes that you have! Here I am in a basic white turtleneck and jeans. I want to show you how tossing on a cardigan, a sweater coat, a swing jacket, a sweater coverall or a vest can change the whole look. You [...]
Seth: International Dog of Mystery
Over the years, I’ve met many wonderful people I probably never would have met had it not been for my dogs. Despite their large size, my dogs must look pretty approachable when I’m out on a walk, playing with them at the park, or even taking them for a ride in the car. And I’ve [...]
For Mature Audiences Only
I don’t want to box myself into a corner here as the genitalia police with some sort of, well, vagenda… but I have a couple of questions regarding women’s locker room etiquette: 1. Is it necessary to flash the fur like it’s some sort of priceless mini mink? 2. Do you [...]
Panty lines? What panty lines?
February 15, 2009 by Audrey
Filed under Audrey, Beauty, Mom Fashion Report
Friday night I was lucky enough to chat with Jasmine from www.FashionGrail.com on my Blog Talk Radio Show, “Feel Good Fashion”. We were talking fashion (of course). And trends. And PANTY LINES. Don’t you love it when women get going? Anything and everything comes up. So… panty lines. I think we can all agree – [...]
Valetine's Day FASHION for Moms
February 14, 2009 by Audrey
Filed under Audrey, Mom Fashion Report
Happy Valentine’s Day! What are YOU wearing today?
Spa it up!
February 13, 2009 by Audrey
Filed under Audrey, Mom Fashion Report
Don’t have time to SPA? Try it at home. Here’s a quick and easy tip for giving yourself a little luxury on Day #44 of my Fashion Advice for Moms. (Well, try it as best as you possibly can…) Thanks to my friend and beauty extraordinaire Leah for this tip!
Honest Scrap
First, I love the widget of the Honest Scrap Award. It reminds me of that great gal, Rosie the Riveter. The object is to post ten scraps of information about yourself and then pass the award on to seven other bloggers. Second, I love Bacardi Mama, my blogging friend who passed this fun meme to [...]
The Car Pool – Tricks of the trade
February 12, 2009 by Audrey
Filed under Audrey, Mom Fashion Report
I got an email from one of my dear friends asking me to give some morning “Car Pool Fashion” tips. Let’s face it… whether you’re a stay-at-home-mom, a working out-of-the-home mom, a working in-the-home mom… we’ve all been through (or will go through) the dreaded CAR POOL. Nursery school. Preschool. Elementary school. Middle school. High [...]


